See Funny Threats And Responses With Pirate Bay

The Pirate Bay, known to be the world’s largest BitTorrent tracker is a Swedish website which indexes .torrent files. Over the years it has had possibly hundreds of threats from copyright holders telling them to remove content otherwise action will be taken but that’s all good. However, since The Pirate Bay is completely legal they often come out with some funny replies to these messages and publish them on their website.

Really big companies have even contacted them regarding the torrents such as Microsoft, Apple, Sega, EA, DreamWorks and more but you should take a look at some of the replies. Here are some of my favorite ones.

“You’re a hoot, that’s what you are
I want to hug you in a non-sexual way and tell you that you make my heart burst of joy and cuddle up like a cute little cookie monster and ask for more milk.

… and btw, to be in a business you have very little knowledge on what you’re doing. I would actually see you as a retard, but it’s hard when you’re so cuddly and manly! I wish I was just 20 years older and a girl… oh my..
Hugs n kisses,
Your eternal friend,
Peter”

“As you may or may not be aware, Sweden is not a state in the United States of America. Sweden is a country in northern Europe. Unless you figured it out by now, US law does not apply here. For your information, no Swedish law is being violated.
Please be assured that any further contact with us, regardless of medium, will result in
a) a suit being filed for harassment
b) a formal complaint lodged with the bar of your legal counsel, for sending frivolous legal threats.
It is the opinion of us and our lawyers that you are ……. morons, and that you should please go sodomize yourself with retractable batons.
Please also note that your e-mail and letter will be published in full on http://www.thepiratebay.org.
Go fuck yourself.
Polite as usual,
anakata”

“You should understand that your email and all further communication with us will be published at http://thepiratebay.org/legal.php , and that we will charge you for the web publishing and hosting services. Should I send the invoice to your address above?
>> Finally, notwithstanding our use of the required notice form, we believe that http://thepiratebay.org ’s activities and services fall outside the scope of the Digital Millennium Copyright Act (”DMCA”). Our use of this form, as required by law, is meant to facilitate http://thepiratebay.org ’s removal of the infringing product listed above and is not meant to suggest or imply that http://thepiratebay.org ’s activities and services are within the scope of the DMCA.
We are well aware of the fact that The Pirate Bay falls outside the scope of the DMCA – after all, the DMCA is a US-specific legislation, and TPB is hosted in the land of vikings, reindeers, Aurora Borealis and cute blonde girls.
>> I make this declaration conscientiously, believing it to be true and correct, and in accordance with the laws of each of the countries listed above.  I am aware and agree that the contents of this statement may be relied upon against me in any court or arbitration proceeding.
So it’s OK with you if we bring legal action against you for
a) claiming that we host any infringing files, which we don’t,
b) claiming that DMCA has any relation what so ever to the activities of the site, and
c) making my eyes bleed by writing in UPPERCASE, underlined, and red text?

>> Fictionally,
>> Dorothy Sherman
>> Digital Signature:  Verisign

I fixed the typo for you.”

As you may or may not be aware, Sweden is not a state in the United States
of America. Sweden is a country in northern Europe.
Unless you figured it out by now, US law does not apply here.
For your information, no Swedish law is being violated.

Please be assured that any further contact with us, regardless of medium,
will result in
a) a suit being filed for harassment
b) a formal complaint lodged with the bar of your legal counsel, for
sending frivolous legal threats.

It is the opinion of us and our lawyers that you are ....... morons, and
that you should please go sodomize yourself with retractable batons.

Please also note that your e-mail and letter will be published in full on
http://www.thepiratebay.org.

Go fuck yourself.

Polite as usual,
anakata